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Q. I will be participating in a Yankee swap party tomorrow, the people here fancy liquor and I wanted to be creative by putting a $20-30 dollar bottle of wine in a much larger box to make it seem like something it is not, as a prank. Would you find humor in this? Much thanks and happy holidays.
Asked by Kingsley C - Thu Dec 17 10:08:48 2009 - - 4 Answers - 0 Comments
A. That's kind of the point of a Yankee swap party isn't it---I take that to mean what an American calls a white elephant. Best of luck, I've seen quite a few people that do a framed picture of themself, with a gift card hidden behind it.
Answered by Mark - Sat Dec 19 20:47:36 2009
